I tell Anna that I know everything. She used to believe me.
Brad and I had made a pact saying that we would try our best not to lie to our children. The majority of the time we follow through on this pact. However, I may push the limit sometimes like when I tell Anna I know everything. It all started right after she turned four. She would go get a snack of say chocolate covered almonds. When she came to where I was I would ask how the chocolate covered almonds were. She was amazed that I knew what she had eaten (I'm psychic! JK...just watch too much Psych. She would have chocolate smears on her face). Or she would read a book in her room and not notice that I peeked in and saw what book she was reading. I might come by later and ask how the book was. She had no clue how I knew. We decided that I was supermom that knew everything. As the year went on she unfortunately got smarter. She caught on to the fact that I was BSing some answers. To try and trap me she would ask questions like "What is Daddy doing right now?" I would make up an answer and she would leave me alone. Now when she asks me a question and I don't know the answer she replies with "I thought you knew everything mom." Little sass she is. I finally had to admit that I know most everything with a few exceptions.
Yesterday Anna and I were sitting in my closet as I was organizing a drawer. I asked what she wanted to talk about and she replied with "everything that I don't know". I had a sinking feeling that I would know none of the answers. For those of you that don't know questions my daughter asks here are some examples of previous questions : "do octopus have tongues?" "do snakes drink water?" "how is glass made?". She asked a few questions then Matthew woke up and she went to play with him so I was off the hook without really answering a single question.
She is a smart little cookie and if I do admit that I don't know the answer to something she makes us go look it up on the internet.
I think there is still a glimmer of believing that Mama knows most everything and I will cling to the glimmer for a while. I don't know when she will turn and believe that I know nothing, but hopefully she waits at least til the day after tomorrow.
i'm pretty sure i was about 8 when i figured out my mom didn't know everything. and by the time i was 12, she knew absolutely nothing...then i was around 20 when i decided she knew most everything, and what she didn't know, she'd figure out...what a smart girl you have on your hands! i like her questions. and you might as well keep telling her you know everything. ;) can't hurt, right?!
ReplyDeleteOh if only they stayed thinking we knew "everything"! Good thing is that everyone says sooner or later they begin to think we are wise again when they get older. :)
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